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Post by supermcgrewbros3 on Aug 25, 2012 10:25:53 GMT -5
they just aren't
why does the king like dinner so much
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Post by M Leezington on Aug 25, 2012 12:33:50 GMT -5
Mordor isn't a thing, it's a place.
Anyway, because he's a fatty.
Why do buses never run on time where I live?
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Post by supermcgrewbros3 on Aug 25, 2012 13:06:05 GMT -5
(i don't even know what a mordor was)
because it's the same for where i live
why is my older brother an asshole and yet popular(i hate popularity cause it's stupid)
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Post by ShadowTG on Aug 25, 2012 13:25:24 GMT -5
(Can we stop bringing in personal relations such as family into this? This isn't Facebook.)
Because like you said, popularity is stupid.
Where does Chip get his chocolate?
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Post by M Leezington on Aug 25, 2012 13:29:26 GMT -5
I don't know, but something tells me it's not from a good place.
Why do spambots spam?
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Post by Mottely on Aug 25, 2012 13:43:25 GMT -5
Because all toasters toast toast.
Do you know the muffin man?
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Post by Plum on Aug 28, 2012 3:44:23 GMT -5
I know him quite well actually... He's a good bloke.
Why can I not see the sea?
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Post by XxSuperShadicxX on Aug 28, 2012 10:25:29 GMT -5
Because you must first sea the see.
What would the world be like if half of the population was capable of asexual reproduction?
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Post by Plum on Aug 28, 2012 12:10:51 GMT -5
Plant-human hybrids would be walking the Earth.
Who feeds trolls?
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Post by Th33z on Aug 28, 2012 21:16:17 GMT -5
The Troll Gods feed the trolls with their godlike godness of food givingness.
Why did my pet hamster "run away" when I was little? My parents were brief and I MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT LITTLE CREATURE
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Post by ShadowTG on Aug 29, 2012 3:25:16 GMT -5
He fell inside your radiator.
Why is my rat obsessed with stealing clothes?
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Post by Amnimate on Aug 29, 2012 6:31:14 GMT -5
Because he is planning to become on the social level of humans by wearing human clothes; this being his first step in ruling the world.
Why do the buttons on PS1, PS2, and PS3 controllers always get jammed?
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Post by M Leezington on Aug 29, 2012 7:44:02 GMT -5
Because they're conTROLLers. [Get it? Terrible, I know]
Why do women take so long to get dressed?
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Post by Th33z on Aug 29, 2012 8:04:05 GMT -5
Because not only are they getting dressed, they are applying the necessary requirements to stop their man from cheating, which doesn't always work.  |
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Post by Amnimate on Sept 8, 2012 10:42:05 GMT -5
Because the lemons don't like you.
Why am I online?
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